10 Holiday Gifts for Your Supernatural Friends

Christmas poinsettiaChristmas shopping can be challenging at the best of times, but the non-humans on the list can present special problems. Need ideas for what to get the vampire with centuries of clutter in his garage or the mermaid who needs everything waterproofed? Here are some suggestions from our retail experts:

  1. Get that vampire a month’s rental on a storage locker big enough to house his spare coffin collection!
  2. For the shifters we suggest many, many lint rollers or a rechargeable hand vacuum!
  3. For the fussy feline shifters, how about modern art that doubles as a scratching post?
  4. As a stocking stuffer, nothing beats fake human teeth for the vampires!
  5. A definite must have: non-toxic chew toys for the werepuppies.
  6. Environmentally friendly dry cleaning options for the mummies on your list.
  7. Steaks
  8. Stakes
  9. A personal crossroad for that special demon. Top seller: something on Route 666.
  10. High-strength spray adhesive is a thoughtful present for those zombies who just can’t keep it together.

 

Just remember, whatever you choose, it’s the thought that counts—or possibly the deliciously fresh brains that just manufactured that thought …

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