Maxwell Smart lives on

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/17/national/a143407D31.DTL

I laughed so hard when I read this one.

A would-be intruder tried to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art via the air conditioning duct.  When police and firefighters responded to his 911 call, they found a top and cable on the roof and the caller stuck about 45 feet into the ductwork.

When rescued, he told the arresting officers that he was a “special agent” who had rappelled in from a helicopter.  The mission was to defuse a Soviet nuclear warhead placed in a blue plastic cow sculpture in the basement of the museum.

Oh, those darned Russian art critics.

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