Alien rescue?

This from the Curious Times, printed today in my local paper:

“[I]f you were wondering when the aliens are coming to save us, wonder no longer.  According to a book called The Coming Human Aliens, the Earth is going to be flushed down a massive black hole within the next four years and we will all be given the choice to go down with the ship or be rescued by representatives of 143,999 alien races.”

Does that mean I don’t get to see all the Harry Potter movies? On the other hand, I can stall on the new roof …

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